Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is FortifiedCity, the solution provider and the caretaker of the universe, I'm about to give you a tactic on how you can ask anyone for a nude and get it. Be it your girlfriend, boyfriend, ex, your classmate...anybody. So pull your cushion, sit back, relax and listen for nudes are about to flood your phone.
For the guys:
Call up the girl on phone and tell her, "babe there is a rumor in town that you don't wash your pants; that the stench of your pant can be percieved across the internet right though the phone. I have been hearing this rumor for some time now but I just made up my mind to ask you".
The girl will now start to defend herself on how neat she is, then guess what? You will now tell her, "Oya prove it by showing me", Gbam....you got nudes.
Then if you want to take it further, tell her that you even heard the craw craw on her bum bum are pregnant, that you can identify craw craw that is pregnant. She now be like, "me that is neat like kilode" and the next thing you will hear is beeps of nude pictures coming to your phone. Congratulations.. you made it.
For the ladies
It's easier for ladies to get nudes of guys than vice versa. Just tell him, "Because of this crayon wey you carry for waist, naim make your head dey swell." The guy will be like, "test and see, na you go run".
Just tell him to show you the 'crayon' that will make you rum before you can test. Madam na you go tire to see the kini.
Let me check my stew on fire, I'll be right back to read success stories cool
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